"Who me?" "Yeay you" "ok then, I'll tell you". "He would be running around pumbling rumbling spiders, get a hair cut thats spikey so hed likey annnnd... help the mayor to make things fairer, run out his holy pants till they have holes and wall jump like a wallhump ( i dont know )". "wow thanks, uhhhh that meant alot. And thats why you dont ask what would fancy pants do.